I have been thinking quite a bit over the past few days about what this blog should have. On some levels, the answer is obvious: little snipets of Apple news, and the odd reflections of the “I am smarter than you” zombies who follow the teachings of a particular Cupertino, California fruit company.
But, perhaps I should focus just a bit on the “zombies” in “Apple zombies.” It may well be that certain members of the Undead Community (the “biologically challenged?”) are coming to this website, looking for content. So, for the hungry-for-flesh set, we offer the following:
Mmmmmmm…. Braaaaaaaaaaaains. Grrrrrrr. Braaaaaaaaaains. iiiiiiiiiPod. Must … follow … Steve. Can’t … use … Windows. Apple … better. Need… uh … Mmmmmm … braaaaaaaaains.
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