Word has reached the editorial staff here at Apple Zombies that finally a movie is due in theaters TODAY
featuring BOTH the Undead and strippers. As Yakov Smirnoff would say, “what a country!”
Jenna Jameson, the somewhat-mainstream American porn actress, stars in Zombie Strippers, a movie that asks the question we have all pondered — what would happen if a virus were released in a Nebraska strip club that turns strippers into brain-munching zombies. An aside… are there strip clubs in Nebraska?!
No word, yet, on whether the release (I love using the word, “release” while discussing people like Ms. Jameson) is timed to coincide with Zombie Walk Season. But, we will report when word filters in.
See you at the movies.
Brains…
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