Scott and I are back. We have been away, dining on the brains of the unsuspecting living and trying – often without success – to lumber to the Apple Store and buy the latest gadget that our leader, Steve Jobs, tells us to buy. We are Apple Zombies, after all.
But, once again, we are mindlessly wandering the streets, munching. Always munching.
If Scott or I had higher brain function, we would be excited by the greatest underground event to ever surface from the undead depths. “Z-Day” is just around the corner. It is on March 12, a Friday, as the living pretend to be us, the brain-loving, rotting community. They will simply be playing a decomposing game of tag, touching others to have them join our rancid minions. What a glorious day it will be!
Details can be found here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=216774344947
MacBooks are optional. I look forward to feasting on your sweet, sweet brains.
Mmmmm… Brains. Did I mention I like brains?
