Apple Zombies unite! Camp out in line. Lie to the wife. Whatever! July 11th – the day before my birthday – the new iPhone is out! Slimmer, faster, better, or so Steve tells us. The new phone will boast G3 technology, better browsing, and promised longer battery life – hopefully enough to satisfy the hungriest [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Apple Store’
‘Hope you have a few extra hundred bucks. Steve needs it.
Posted in iLife, iPhone, tagged Apple Store, G3, iPhone, Steve Jobs on June 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Looking for brains in all the wrong places…
Posted in iLife, zombies, tagged Apple Store, Bored Ignorant Teens, brains, iPhone, Palo Alto on May 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Imagine. You’re young. You’re bored. You’re an Apple Zombie. And, you have no place to go. Sadly, that seems to be the predicament for two Bay-area teens, Daniel Fukuba, 17, and Eric Vicenti, 16. According to these brain munchers, they have been banned from the Palo Alto Apple Store for downloading third-party software onto an [...]
It’s here! It’s light! Dang, it’s expensive!
Posted in zombies, tagged Apple Store, Germantown, MacBook Air, zombies on February 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s Saturday — a good time to check out the local Apple Store, here in Germantown. Wow. It was packed! Dozens of Apple Zombies milling about, credit cards in hand, ready to worship at the altar of all that is Mac. It was quite a site. Yes, the Nike, er, MacBook Air has arrived, sitting [...]
Sales… they bring out the Undead in Tennessee
Posted in Steve Jobs, zombies, tagged Apple Store, brains, Germantown, Hannah Montana, malls, Undead, zombies on November 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
It’s a cold day here in Germantown. But, despite the chill, hoards of brain-seeking Apple Zombies are converging on the local Apple Store. ‘Seems Steve’s vague promises of unspecified day-after-Thanksgiving savings on in-store items that may, or may not, be of use, had the Undead excited. You can see their expressionless faces as they emerge [...]
