I went by the local Apple Store yesterday, looking for Apple Zombies, the unthinking minions who follow the Cult of Cupertino. I had to wonder, had the RDF abated from MacWorld, or are the Mac faithful whipping out the wallets to buy the latest incarnation of Apple TV, the TiVo that doesn’t TiVo? Are they [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’
A zombie in your stocking?
Posted in Steve Jobs, zombies, tagged Christmas, Republicans, Toys, zombies on January 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A foggy Christmas memory
Posted in iLife, zombies, tagged 1980s, Christmas, Donald Trump, Hattiesburg, Shelves, zombies on December 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It’s getting late Christmas Eve here in Memphis. As is the custom here in the South, practically every store has closed. Parents like me are second-guessing, wondering if we have remembered everybody, and if we have enough to drop under the tree. Yes, even the Zombies have gone home, the indoctrination of the fresh-brained has [...]
The nightmare before Christmas?!
Posted in iLife, zombies, tagged brains, Christmas, Grocery Stores, The Grinch, zombies on December 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
There are some things that I simply can’t explain. This is seemingly one of them. I was walking through a Germantown, TN grocery store today — a big store, part of a very large multi-state supermarket chain, owned by a company in St. Louis. I stumbled across this in a tented display of Christmas cookies, [...]
Happy Holidays, with some limitations…
Posted in iLife, Steve Jobs, zombies, tagged , Al Gore, Apple, brains, Chanukah, Christmas, disclaimers, Elvis, Elvis Presely, Kwanzaa, lawyers, Memphis, Saturnalia, zombies on November 30, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Apple Zombies is usually a blog about what interests me and Scott Porch. That usually means snipets of digital entertainment news, Apple minutiae, or triflings about what we call “Apple Zombies,” those people who mindlessly follow the Pied Piper of Cupertino, and believe even the most minor advance in Apple hardware is groundbreaking stuff, worthy [...]
