Barack Obama appeared on David Letterman last night, to present the Top Ten List, “Top Ten Barack Obama Campaign Promises.” Obviously pandering to the Apple Zombie vote, Senator Obama promised, “#4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.” Bingo! So, [...]
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Review: Nike+iPod a big improvement over my stopwatch
Posted in iTunes, tagged iPod, iTunes, Nike+iPod, running on December 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Nike+iPod Sport Kit was too obvious not to happen. It takes an iPod nano that is already perfect for running (lightweight, easy to navigate) and adds an easy, inexpensive speed and mileage tracker. The kit consists of a coin-sized transmitter that fits in your Nike+ running shoes — or other shoes with [...]
Happy new year, from the lawyers at Apple Zombies
Posted in iLife, iTunes, zombies, tagged Cupertino, ears, iPod, lawsuits, lawyers, Starbucks, WiFi, Zombie on December 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Lawyers… you can trust any of ‘em. And, they’re messing up our fun!
‘Seems that the head zombies in Cupertino are working on an “improvement” to future iPods that will calculate total cumulative noise exposure, and automatically adjust iPod volume to compensate. Papers have already been filed to secure a Patent, so we can [...]
