Lawyers… you can trust any of ‘em. And, they’re messing up our fun!
‘Seems that the head zombies in Cupertino are working on an “improvement” to future iPods that will calculate total cumulative noise exposure, and automatically adjust iPod volume to compensate. Papers have already been filed to secure a Patent, so we can [...]
Posts Tagged ‘lawyers’
Happy new year, from the lawyers at Apple Zombies
Posted in iLife, iTunes, zombies, tagged Cupertino, ears, iPod, lawsuits, lawyers, Starbucks, WiFi, Zombie on December 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Happy Holidays, with some limitations…
Posted in Steve Jobs, iLife, zombies, tagged , Al Gore, Apple, brains, Chanukah, Christmas, disclaimers, Elvis, Elvis Presely, Kwanzaa, lawyers, Memphis, Saturnalia, zombies on November 30, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Apple Zombies is usually a blog about what interests me and Scott Porch. That usually means snipets of digital entertainment news, Apple minutiae, or triflings about what we call “Apple Zombies,” those people who mindlessly follow the Pied Piper of Cupertino, and believe even the most minor advance in Apple hardware is groundbreaking stuff, [...]
