Lawyers… you can trust any of ‘em. And, they’re messing up our fun! ‘Seems that the head zombies in Cupertino are working on an “improvement” to future iPods that will calculate total cumulative noise exposure, and automatically adjust iPod volume to compensate. Papers have already been filed to secure a Patent, so we can expect [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Starbucks’
Happy new year, from the lawyers at Apple Zombies
Posted in iLife, iTunes, zombies, tagged Cupertino, ears, iPod, lawsuits, lawyers, Starbucks, WiFi, Zombie on December 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
John Lennon ‘video album’ coming Tuesday
Posted in iTunes Store, tagged iTunes Store, John Lennon, Starbucks, The Beatles on November 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
British music mag NME says a John Lennon collection of 21 videos is coming to the iTunes Store next Tuesday. No speculation on The Beatles catalog, but I’m guessing a big fat NO. The “video album” will be available at Starbucks on an iTunes Digital Release Card, which I gather is a display card with [...]
Pardon me, may I munch on your brain?
Posted in zombies, tagged Starbucks, zombies on November 12, 2007 | 7 Comments »
They’re out there, you know. The Apple Zombies. The brain-numbed Undead mindlessly following the dictates of their jean-clad Leader. They live among us, blending in. But, we’re hip to them. You have seen them, of course. They drive minivans and SUVs, identified in carpool line by the ubiquitous white Apple sticker on the rear window. [...]
