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You’re counting the days, ain’t ‘ya?  In just a few short weeks, you’ll have that shiny new iPhone, all tricked out with the latest 3G technology.  Oh, yes… you’ll be blazing through the Internet at screaming near-broadband speed.  Or will you?
I was cruising through the AT&T website, and stumbled across the 3G vs. Edge Network [...]

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Apple Zombies around the world are awaiting the Big Day, July 11th.  That’s the day when the new iPhone, the one that operates G3 and has other enhancements, makes its entry into the market.  That day, people will line up to replace the iPhones they bought just months ago with the newest, shiniest object from [...]

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Perhaps I haven’t been keeping up.  I was surprised to read today that a new version of my favorite Mac web browser, Firefox, just became available.  Dubbed “Version 3,” it claims a new look, some enhancements, and a few goodies I have yet to try.
Despite my obvious status as an Apple Zombie, I really prefer [...]

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Eddie Izzard, the brilliant, executive transvestite comedian played the Orpheum here in Memphis last night on his “Stripped” tour. The sold-out show was insightful, irreverent, and just plain funny – the sort of show one expects from Izzard.
What I wasn’t expecting was to find out that Eddie may be an Apple Zombie. He, [...]

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I am an Apple Zombie, a brain-numbed follower of all things that come from Cupertino. So, I should be carrying an iPhone, right? Well, not so fast.
I have written extensively about my iPod Touch, the entertainment device, identical to the iPhone, without the phone. So, before deciding on a smart phone, I [...]

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You know…  it’s tough to be Bill Gates.  You think the iPhone is really cool, but, alas, carrying one around the party circuit in Seattle just wouldn’t be cool, now would it?  So, what’s a multi-billionaire to do?  Make your own!
At the “D: All Things Digital” conference on the West Coast, current MicroSoft CEO, Steve [...]

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Well, I hope this is fixed, anyway…
One of Mac’s selling points is that it runs Microsoft Office well. In fact, a new Mac ad called “Pep Rally” touts just that. Well… maybe not so fast.
A couple of weeks ago, I ran into a problem, which I had written about here on the blog. [...]

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As newcomers to Applezombies are learning, this is a blog about three things: Apple computers, Applezombies – those mindless idiots (like me, really) who believe everything Steve Jobs says is gospel, and zombies, the undead who feast on the living, and have fun doing it.
Well, we’re getting a lot of traffic today, mainly looking at [...]

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Word has reached the editorial staff here at Apple Zombies that finally a movie is due in theaters TODAY featuring BOTH the Undead and strippers. As Yakov Smirnoff would say, “what a country!”
Jenna Jameson, the somewhat-mainstream American porn actress, stars in Zombie Strippers, a movie that asks the question we have all pondered — [...]

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It’s Saturday — a good time to check out the local Apple Store, here in Germantown. Wow. It was packed! Dozens of Apple Zombies milling about, credit cards in hand, ready to worship at the altar of all that is Mac. It was quite a site.
Yes, the Nike, er, MacBook Air has [...]

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Barack Obama appeared on David Letterman last night, to present the Top Ten List, “Top Ten Barack Obama Campaign Promises.” Obviously pandering to the Apple Zombie vote, Senator Obama promised, “#4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.” Bingo! So, [...]

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I went by the local Apple Store yesterday, looking for Apple Zombies, the unthinking minions who follow the Cult of Cupertino. I had to wonder, had the RDF abated from MacWorld, or are the Mac faithful whipping out the wallets to buy the latest incarnation of Apple TV, the TiVo that doesn’t TiVo? [...]

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Our biggest day, EVER!

As I type, Apple Zombies, the blog about Apple, brain-numbed followers of Apple, living deep within the RDF, and zombies, is having its biggest day ever — by far. In fact, WordPress has us listed as the fastest growing blog of the day.  So, Scott and I just wanted to take a moment, and [...]

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It has only been a day, or so, since Office for Mac 2008, and its communications and organization suite, Entourage, appeared in my mailbox. I am still playing with it, and learning the subtle quirks of the system. So, at this early stage, how does Entourage compare to Apple Mail, the mail client [...]

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An exciting day for a new Apple Zombie…
My copy of Office: Mac 2008 arrived from Amazon.com today (’cause it’s cheaper there than at the Apple Store). I am totally stoked.
Finally, I can write contracts, open swanky spreadsheets, and produce PowerPoint presentations for the wife right here on my new 24″ iMac. I am [...]

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