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theonionlogo.jpegThe Onion has an item this week on Pittsburgh’s recent study to determine how well it would defend itself against a zombie attack. Not well. Not well at all.

“Who’s in charge of sweep-and-burn missions to clear out infected areas? Who’s going to guard the cemeteries at night? If zombies were to arrive in the city tomorrow, we’d all be roaming the earth in search of human brains by Friday,” Mayor Tom Murphy said.

The Federal Undead Management Agency — of course — downplayed the study. The Republicans are obviously on the wrong side of this one. What did you expect from a president that made his college roommate the FUMA administrator?


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